331641 notes / 1 hour ago / reblogweightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
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If you love your children don’t let them get an email address in the fifth grade
it’s starting to become that wonderful time of year where people try to sing both parts of “baby it’s cold outside”
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I don’t know what I’m supposed to say because I make it worse in any situation so I don’t say anything and write a song instead because I get words out better that way0 notes / 1 hour ago / reblog